MY VIBRATOR ARRIVED, IT MAKES A MOCKERY OF ALL THINGS GOOD, HOLY AND… god DAMN. It’s so PRETTY. It’s smooth like a baby dolphin…

I’ve always been an emotional eater. When I’m happy: a pastry, sad:  a chocolate orange – think it’s the satisfying crack you need to break into it – heartbroken, just a lot of whatever carbohydrate I can get my little paws on.

I’ve always been someone that’s driven by impulse, so who would I be if I didn’t have that? For 40 days and 40 nights, I’ll take away the wanting. Caffeine, chocolate and sex (yes even masturbating) and I’ll be updating you daily on here.